According to Forbes, Apple Fritters are not teh new gefilte fish.

After reading Anita's post on the Oracle of Starbuck I figured that I should head down to my local outlet and get a refill. Because I felt that the oracle's description for a regular coffee better suited me then my usual Chai Tea, I switched up my order and got a regular coffee and an Apple Fritter.

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Ass-clown

You tell people that you're an executive at your company. You think that your repeated references to being "addicted" to caffeine make you seem intriguing and dangerous. People think you're a sucker because you spend 60% of your annual income at Starbucks. Everyone who drinks coffe venti ends up addicted to crack.

My friend Alison has turned me on to a new product that will literally save me untold Scrooge McDuck sized vaults of sweet cash. Typically I begin my mornings with a walk over to one of the local Starbuck's for a Large (Venti) Chai Tea Latte. Now all I have to do is heat a coffe cup full of water for 1:30 in my $40 GE microwave and add three tablespoons of sweet Enchanted Chai. Soon I am plunged in to the abyss of sweet sweet Chai goodness.