Counterfeit Girl Scout Cookies

Since 2003 my primary computer has been an Apple laptop. Up until I purchased my g4 powerbook (now used daily by my wife) I had always been a homebrew desktop tower with tons of space and the latest gadgets kind of guy.

Wanting an Ipod that can live comfortably in your racecar? Look no further, a hong kong man?

Time for me to give this sweet new apple keyboard a little test drive. How does it feel?

Three months ago, I was a die hard Windows user, and when I mean die-hard, I mean, mother-fucking John McClane yippe-kai-yay-motherfucker die-hard windows user. So die-hard that if I even looked at a mac, I would get angry, and curse. Perhaps I would get so angry that a Nakatomi incident would happen.

Just a side note:
I'm not entirely sure why I got so angry, but I'm fairly sure it had to do with 3 years of expensive film school while being forced to edit on Macs; with their shitty speeds, constant crashing, and cumbersome illogical UI; while inside a hot computer lab with a bunch of pretentious fuck mouth breather film school students, each one of them wanting to be a no talent ass clown like Quentin Tarantino.

But I digress.This was a little over 2 years ago, before Apple made a few changes to there pathetic little Unix based OSX; and a free little indie application was released.

I have spent a considerable amount of time over the course of the last few years trying to wrap my head around the digital music industry. My first exposure to digital music was back in 1997 when I was introduced to mp3s.

Sometimes it takes a lady to get a man to get another man to do a nerd's job. Case in point; upgrading a router that communicates with smoke signals to a sexy new Airport Express by Steve Jobs. Apple products are usually great so why should Apple's take on networking be any different?

For her birthday I got my girlfriend a new Mac Mini. This is an exciting product in my opinion and I think that it fills a crucial gap in the PC market that is currently underserved. I see a convergence on the horizon, but my vision does not quite fit with those that I have come across in mainstream media so I will lay it out here for you.